Dear reader: Tuesdays are Mondays sometimes.

Sometimes, Tuesdays are in fact Mondays.
Today is one of those days.


Raise your virtual hand if you agree with me that we should have nap time in high school? I mean, we need it way more than the preschoolers.


I think we should also get free warm chocolate chip cookies for bad days. I would totally go up to the snack bar with my "bad day cookie card" and swipe it whenever I "accidentally" stubbed my toe.


And precalc. Why would anybody *coughcoughDescartes* come up with such a terrible instrument to torture humanity?! Maybe to invent cures for cancer and build houses and stuff. Naaah, that can't be it.


Anyways. Tuesdays are Mondays sometimes. Today is one of those days.


The end.

Dear reader: a picture that makes me happy

This is my favorite picture ever of my friend cutting onions in scuba gear. That is all. You are free to go, my serfs. I have decided to call you my serfs because I hold the power to. MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!