Dear reader: I promise, I was going to post before now, but...

Well it's ok that I didn't, anyways. Cause all my readers are imaginary. *consoles imaginary reader* I was going to post pictures of all of the pretty hand made gifts I'm giving people for Christmas, but then I ended up playing chess, ping pong, and eating cheese instead. Yes, you have been preempted. And I was going to put up a gift wrapping tutorial. But I ended up walking to Barnes and Nobles. Sorry about that. I promise they'll come, but not in time for Christmas... Anyways, sitting at home, listening to Handel's Messiah, and dragging your brother who slept through the entire day off the couch in his night gown (yes, night gown) is pretty great. Merry Christmas, all my imaginary readers! Ho ho ho. (Cause fat men who deliver the joys of commercialism and material wealth is what Christmas is all about!) Have fun sitting by the fire wicho fams. and eating home made cinnamon rolls! Kbye.

Dear reader: The face of euphoria

I have finished studying for my precalc exam. Note the progression from elation to exhaustion.

That is all.

Dear reader: Btdubs,

that last post title was funny because I was talking about pictures. And film. Ha. Ha. Ha. There is most definitely an excessive amount of posts happening right now. Announcement made. Goodbye.

Dear reader: The film is just rolling in! (pun intended.)

These are a few glass lemonade jars I painted awhile back to store rice and stuff.

As you can see, their position in the house clutter hierarchy quickly rose to "dead plant holder." Though even had they served their purposes I suppose they would've been holding dead plants. Ah, well. (There is now a plurality of pictures on this blog! So official.)

Dear reader: The actual pictures. Hooray!

I was going to say picture (cause it is only one), but that sounded lame. And like a lot of work for little pay back. Anyways,

THERE IT IS, EVERYONE! 20 HOURS (not really) OF WORK FOR THIS IMAGE! HOORAAAY! Um, so, anyways, in case if you didn't already know, I made this cause I saw something like it at Anthropologie for 39 bucks. Heck, no! 3 dollars, some spit, and a lot of duct tape. Except for a hot glue gun. And no spit. The branches are paper bag cut with fancy 99 cent scissors, the silver was drawn on with an oil pastel. Yay, Christmas!

Dear reader: Oopsy doopsy.

Man, what a waste of a title. Having some technical difficulties, sorry bout that lack of picture where I promised you a picture. Actual pictures will be up a bit later...

Dear reader: Crafts of Christmas presents

Yes, I DO realize how bad that title was. But I'm in a Christmas-y mood, so it was inevitable.

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This paper christmas tree is based on a 39$ one I saw at Anthropologie. I replicated it here for 3$ and about an hour and a half of work. What now, over priced paper trees! Sorry. Unfortunately, I did not know I would have a blog to record the intricate and pain-staking (snrthmpheehee) process in. So you just get a picture.

Dear Reader: And so we commence...

Undoubtedly if you are on this page right now, you are aware of the fact that I have a blog. This blog will be devoted to various crafts, cooking projects (projects is not the right word for that), and random thoughts that probably nobody wants to hear about. So let's get out the bubbly (sparkling cider, anyone? We're bad boys here...) and celebrate the birth of a blog that will probably be kept up for all of two weeks!